Friday, February 25, 2011
HSG: A.K.A painful test from HELL
My ute hate me.
Want to know how I know???
I made it go through an HSG...
I know what you are thinking, Kat it takes like 5min to do that thing, and yes it causes cramping, but how is this causing the ute to hate you?
Well when your cervix doesn't want to cooperate with the whole procedure, and it takes a whopping 30+ min to do a 5min test....it makes your ute angry.
It really makes it reallllllllllllly angry when the radiologist has to resort to jamming a needle into it 4 times then grab it with a clamp and pull it on out there to then jam a long tube up there, but oh wait that's not all...add in a balloon and some dye and you get yourself a big old angry ute.
so i made myself a mimosa and a bag of rolos (ya know...breakfast of champions!) and I'm in my most comfy yoga pants and tshirt, and best of all....Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
Good news though, I have no blockages! BUT the uterus does tip to the left, a lot. But that can be little to no problem, or it could be the reason it's taken so long. Guess we'll find out when Dr. Girlfriend calls.